maryland

is actually a really nice place.
Brian's mom is awesome - i think austen has a crush on her.
that's not true.


anyway, this is our last night away from home and I'm gonna miss being broken down, stranded, threatened, kicked out of places, fucked over by promoters, and running from venues after police calls.

For real though - we played some awesome shows and made amazing friends, and got a whole lot closer than if everything had gone perfectly. Tour is everything you think it is, but twice as hard if not more.

This is like the first real post in dayssss
Thanks for reading

See you in Jersey
Nick

"i haven't eaten anything except

"i haven't eaten anything except beer and a cigarette" "my dog's gonna shit itself when it sees me. then it's gonna die"-Austen Howell

Georgia is NOT peachy.

On the reals, some day i would like to hop in darryl and gtfo georgia.

Jammin' the Boner.

Van=problems
Georgia=No good
Hotel=Great

we're driving through a thunder

we're driving through a thunder storm and our trailer just got struck by lightning... Everything's good though. Freaky though.

Peanut Butter and Boner Jamz

So far tour has been amazing. There have been far too many funny moments and inside jokes to even begin.

Mike Donaldson draws faces on his dick.

georgia is sorta shatty.... we

georgia is sorta shatty.... we almost ended up in deathville alabama... saw a dead (we think) body on the side of the road...

nick to jdog via cell

nick to jdog via cell phone: "if you really have a knife and a gun i'm gonna load the knife into the gun and shoot it up your asshole"

so we're on some bumpy

so we're on some bumpy ass sketch dirt road in fuckville georgia. Nick: "sex is like a bumpy road."

yamdick! whattup we're vannin' it

yamdick! whattup we're vannin' it down through NC. which apparently gets bigger by the mile. donaldson's naked. a lot. noob out.