maryland

is actually a really nice place.
Brian's mom is awesome - i think austen has a crush on her.
that's not true.


anyway, this is our last night away from home and I'm gonna miss being broken down, stranded, threatened, kicked out of places, fucked over by promoters, and running from venues after police calls.

For real though - we played some awesome shows and made amazing friends, and got a whole lot closer than if everything had gone perfectly. Tour is everything you think it is, but twice as hard if not more.

This is like the first real post in dayssss
Thanks for reading

See you in Jersey
Nick

"i haven't eaten anything except

"i haven't eaten anything except beer and a cigarette" "my dog's gonna shit itself when it sees me. then it's gonna die"-Austen Howell

Georgia is NOT peachy.

On the reals, some day i would like to hop in darryl and gtfo georgia.

Jammin' the Boner.

Van=problems
Georgia=No good
Hotel=Great

we're driving through a thunder

we're driving through a thunder storm and our trailer just got struck by lightning... Everything's good though. Freaky though.

Peanut Butter and Boner Jamz

So far tour has been amazing. There have been far too many funny moments and inside jokes to even begin.

Mike Donaldson draws faces on his dick.

georgia is sorta shatty.... we

georgia is sorta shatty.... we almost ended up in deathville alabama... saw a dead (we think) body on the side of the road...

nick to jdog via cell

nick to jdog via cell phone: "if you really have a knife and a gun i'm gonna load the knife into the gun and shoot it up your asshole"

so we're on some bumpy

so we're on some bumpy ass sketch dirt road in fuckville georgia. Nick: "sex is like a bumpy road."

yamdick! whattup we're vannin' it

yamdick! whattup we're vannin' it down through NC. which apparently gets bigger by the mile. donaldson's naked. a lot. noob out.

internet FUCK YEAH!

yayyy!


We're at a ramada in. With internetsszsz. Waffle House was ok. The tit played some birthday party...

some guys were REALLY angry about losing their 18 pack of keystone.... like really heated...

off day tomorrow... BEACHIN IT UP WHAT WHAT.

SHUTTTTTT UP.

2 shows down, however other many to go.

Van breaks down, van gets "fixed", van breaks down on bridge with wild traffic, Nick and I almost die, van gets fixed, on our way, tire blows out, replace tire, play show at 12 A.M.

Tour is fucking awesome man. Waffle House is crazy good and so are NC people. Nice. Catch ya later from Ramada Inn :)

BONER JAMS 2008!!!

Need I say more?

n0ob reporting from the van...

n0ob reporting from the van... after a few minor setbacks we are back on the road... cruisin'. Spirits are high! love you no homo.

Mikes substitute girlfriend.

Just go with it.

That's all I plan on doing on tour...is just going with it.

We all just woke up from an awesome night and we're set.

Getting the trailer, making a few last stops, and then to the Mainstage son! :) This is intense.

Dun dun dun.

Fuck yeah.
We're counting hours till we pick up the trailer.
I can't wait to get out of here.
I have just enough money to eat on tour.
Oh baby.
:)

BAM CHIKA WAH WAH

I just got a text from nick that reads "Official news! The van has passed inspection and we are totally fucking perfect for tour."

I'm currently in the process of packing. It's only like 10 days of being away but i packed 12 pairs of underwear..... Just for when austen doesn't pull over. ha kidding. I hope.

fuck yeah tomorrow!

BOOM SHAKA LAKA

Tomorrow is the beginning of an eleven day journey of being in a van with seven sex panthers, cruising along the East Coast.